lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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