your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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