farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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