belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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