If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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