Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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