Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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