ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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