no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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