Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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