He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
