What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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