The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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