Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
