Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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