I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
