Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
whose ass print is on the piano?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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