he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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