I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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