a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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