giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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