maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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