The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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