The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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