similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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