Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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