if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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