Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I love you.
Bad choice
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