I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
she woke up with a sticky ear
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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