is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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