Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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