Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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