I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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