I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
do herpes really smell.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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