Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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