you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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