i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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