Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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