Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
there was a trapeze. enough said
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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