How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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