He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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