theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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