I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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