Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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