redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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