It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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