So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
