Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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