hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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