"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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