You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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