I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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