White coat. Heels.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
this just has baby written all over it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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