hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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