My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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