What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he puts the penis in happiness.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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