just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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